"f86sabre" (f86sabre)
11/17/2013 at 18:31 • Filed to: None
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"f86sabre" (f86sabre)
11/17/2013 at 18:31 • Filed to: None | 0
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Sebastian Vettel, Jimmy Johnson and Sebastion Leob walk into a bar. Who gets their drink first?
dogisbadob
> f86sabre
11/17/2013 at 18:32 |
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Jay Leno
MtrRider Just Wants Doritos
> f86sabre
11/17/2013 at 18:33 |
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Speigel
daender
> f86sabre
11/17/2013 at 18:34 |
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Vettel's bottle will flow 50% faster than the others thanks to Redbull paying to engineer a better bottle, Johnson will have Chad rig the drinks so that he gets the stuff with the highest alcohol content, and Leob will just endless chug while playing pool, darts, and wooing all the women.
Dusty Ventures
> f86sabre
11/17/2013 at 18:41 |
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Loeb. Jimmy and Vettel are slowed by the damp, dirty racing surface and not having been able to practice the route to the bartender ;)
Leadbull
> f86sabre
11/17/2013 at 18:49 |
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Loeb.
Because Loeb.
Santiago of Escuderia Boricua
> f86sabre
11/17/2013 at 18:50 |
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Vettel, but he'll spill it doing donuts
dropthatclutch
> f86sabre
11/17/2013 at 18:57 |
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Schumacher, who had been to the bar a decade earlier and had gotten his beer under different rules.
PRBot II
> f86sabre
11/17/2013 at 19:05 |
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Miata.
nobody
> f86sabre
11/17/2013 at 19:41 |
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John Force
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f86sabre
> nobody
11/17/2013 at 20:12 |
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He saw Elvis half way to the bar and still got there first.
Skif6996
> f86sabre
11/17/2013 at 20:23 |
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If in the USA, the bartender recognizes only Johnson but is a hardcore Jr or Gordon fan (or whoever his rival is in NASCAR) and refuses to serve him. Sebatians dont get drinks either because the bartender cannot understand their accents.